ankissipation 

1. The feeling of intense anticipation one is overcome with before kissing someone, generally the first kiss. Your heart will probably be racing faster than Lightning McQueen.

2. The impatience you feel when two characters in a movie or book seriously need to kiss or you will give up on the story.

The ankissipation when he walked me to the door was unbearable.

I almost wet myself with ankissipation when Dave leaned in.

This movie is giving me way to much ankissipation right now. If they don't kiss in the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna throw something.

ankissipation by the real little bird November 29, 2017

anpissitation 

The feeling of being next in line for any event, and the excitement of feeling next in line for said event makes you feel the need to go to the bathroom.

A play on the word anticipation; anpissitation.

My girlfriend was next in line to get her face painted, and was suddenly struck by the gravity of the event and felt a strong urge of anpissitation. She left the line to go relieve herself.

anpissitation by nitelotion September 26, 2011

anpissipation 

The anticipation of urination occurrence.

After a heavy night of drinking I waited in anpissipation for an open urinal.

anpissipation by aharaa May 15, 2014

Anpissitation 

An"piss"itation: that feeling you have, after having to take a leak, when you reach the toilet and as you are starting to undo your pants and you can feel the piss coming out any second whether you are ready or not.

"Man I had the worst anpissitation and now I need me some fresh pants. Hahahahaha

Anpissitation by Pekster December 12, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016