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**Memories that last seconds. Sometimes you don't want memories or pictures to last forever -- just seconds. Snapchat has become so popular with the younger generation because when your getting crunk you only want to have slemories. You don't want everlasting memories. Slemory
Krissy sent some topless {slemories } last night on Snapchat. Thank god for vodka, Snapchat and the great Slemory.

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slemories by gil bates November 23, 2017
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Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.
I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.
Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021
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shemorie 

shemorie is a simple young guy notbing special he has dark brown skin, short hair, 5’7,doesn’t care much for his style but likes the color yellow, he likes basketball and listening to music and taking naps. he’s very nocholant he’s a good guy to vent to and even though he was a very private person he went threw really hard times but he’s so strong that every day no matter what she continues. i fell in love with him didn’t end well still not over him and sometimes i wish i could go back because even though we were so toxic we had nice moments. we ended for the better though it hurt way more then it made me happy and although i couldn’t leave he did because he knew he wasn’t doing me much good we ended for the better and i’m glad we did but i wish we still had our spark there yk? but shemorie is one of the best kids you’ll ever meet you just gotta put effort into it.
shemorie is so excited
shemorie by vmpd April 28, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026