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fuck fruit

A baby, especially as the result of spontaneous sex.
Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.

fruit fucker 

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.
Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin
fruit fucker by G\'eater June 10, 2003

fruit fucker 

Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."
Make fruit your bitch with the Fruit Fucker 2000.
fruit fucker by rhcbulldog July 22, 2004

Fruit-fucker 2000 

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.
Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!
Fruit-fucker 2000 by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Fruity Fuck 

A slur or discriminative word used to describe or talk about a fruity or faggot like person
You hear about that fruity fuck Jeremy?

Oh screw you, you fruity fuck!