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Drunk, to be completely obliterated, toasted, ripped, bettied, bombed, rickied.
Tim was completely muckled last night behind the bar. He had a few too many muckle sodas with Shamus.
muckled by drclownpenis February 28, 2009
Muckled is a combo of muck up and fucked
That fish is muckled up
Muckled by Zahli Donovan November 2, 2021

mucklefuppet 

To have a friend who’s a cunt.
“Oi Bob!”
Yeah
Piss off you mucklefuppet!”
Right then”
mucklefuppet by ChrisC69er May 31, 2018
To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.
"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"
Murkled by [DFA] March 8, 2010
Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.
Mucklered by Hexis August 21, 2008

mucklers circle 

Once upon a time, long, long ago people had a different way of dealing with scumbags, thieves, rats, & other various undesirable people. They would be surrounded and "taught" the meaning of justice or revenge. This surrounding and the accompanying "lesson" was called the "MUCKLERS CIRCLE".
mucklers circle by pooptasticyo October 29, 2010