Brown's Big Wanger 

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

Brown's Big Wanger by dablord107 April 21, 2019

Browne Sugar 

The sweetest, most delicious kind of sugar there is - only available from the lips of the one and only, the most gorgeous, beautiful girl in the world, H. Browne.

It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.

Ummmhhhmmmm, boy like him some Browne Sugar!

Hey baby, come give me some of that Browne Sugar.

I'm addicted to Browne sugar.

I can't get enough of your sugar baby. Come here and gime some of that Browne Suuugar

Browne Sugar by BrowneSugarLover September 15, 2010

Brown's Law 

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

Brown's Law by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

Brown's Buoy 

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

Brown's Buoy by Construc December 30, 2007

Brown's ghost 

The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.

"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"

Brown's ghost by Kirk Bradford Myers November 23, 2006

Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

Brown's Syndrome by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

E. Brown's Disease 

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

E. Brown's Disease by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022