Wackatron 

Same meaning as "wack." Can also be used as a step up from the word, "wack."

Matt: She was a guy? Thats wack dude.
Sam: More than wack. It was Wackatron.

Wackatron by llllllog March 8, 2005

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

wackaloon

An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.

Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.

wackaloon by TIZReporter October 10, 2005

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

wankathon 

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

wankathon by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankathon 

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

wankathon by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Wacatoning 

A word used to confuse the hell out of someone else. This is to cause them to ask someone else what it means and the other person replies what the hell are you talking about. Ending in making fun of the person who asked repeatedly.

Kendra: Wacatoning??
Kendra: Hey whats wacatoning mean?
Other person: Wacatoning isn't a word. What are you talking about?
Kendra: Nevermind.
Other person: You seriously thought wacatoning was a word. HAHAHA.

Wacatoning by S. R October 15, 2006