Bookslapped

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.

Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.

Bookslapped by REKT_69 February 19, 2017

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blogslapped

To be hit in the side of the head by bloggers deconstructing your case.

Michael Nifong was blogslapped by KC Johnson's Durham in Wonderland blog.

blogslapped by Michael Moy January 14, 2007

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Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.

His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!

Book-slapped by C. Mac December 24, 2010

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boneslapped

When one cars mirror hits another cars mirror

Yo she totally boneslapped me in the parking lot

boneslapped by Bobvauseluver December 3, 2025

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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