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My so-called maternal grandma. Total bitch lacking all self-control over her enoumous mouth (and ass-I might add).
The hagatha hates me because I have a job, and I do not have a self loathing attitude.
Someone who fell from the ugly cliff and landed in a old hags forest hitting all ugly branches on the way down just to find an old hag ready to beat the living daylights out of them with the ugly stick
She’s beyond sloshed, she’s hagatha.

hagatha christie 

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite
Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.
hagatha christie by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

Hagatha’s Cats Effect 

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".
Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa
Hagaha by Slimer55 April 24, 2011
A gross big fat smelly slut that think that she's all that! Who's a a hater especially when they can't get high but other people are. They usually have a probation officer and are a rat too. (another name for a female victor).
Who's that smelly loudmouth bitch down there you can smell her just by looking at her . O' you mean Danielle, No bro that's Hogatha ! Tramp of all Tramps!
Hogatha by Markie_Marc February 1, 2020