Stanley 

The infamous Employee 427 in Unnamed Office. Stanley never abides to the Narrator's wishes, resulting in his banishment to the Serious Room.

Stanley, this is me being serious, in fact, this is my Serious Room. It's where I come to be serious.

Stanley by SpeedStriker243 May 10, 2018

Stanley 

Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley

Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez

Stanley by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 29, 2010

stanley 

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.

But Stanley simply couldn't handle the pressure.

stanley by #427 February 27, 2023

Stanley 

The kind of guy to use misogyny and racism as a cover for his secretly sweet personality and massive penis. He will steal your girl, and your guy too. Has no game.

"Damn you know Stanley?"
"Yeah bro, he fucked my girl last night"

Stanley by Digley July 10, 2021

Stanley 

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

Stanley by ThatOneHumann March 1, 2019

Stanley 

A fatass 12 year old fucker. he looks like a boulder. everytime he jumps a earthquake happens . level frkin 9. his butt is always out and my eyes b hurtin. If he runs at you, it's game over.

Also an amazing goalie. Nobody getting through him.

*stanley playing football* *every1* OH SHIT STOP!!! RUN $ UR LIFe . *Stanley jumps to intercept the ball.*
Everyone: GET DOWN!!!
*10 hours later*
" This is CNN breaking News. a middle school was mysteriously destroyed by a presumed building failure. Authorities are very confused as to why witnesses were saying kids were screaming" u fat ass bitch". We update you on progress as the day goes on."

Stanley by 69stanley69 January 9, 2020

Stanley 

Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.

Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!

Stanley by Kades daddy June 5, 2019