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Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.
"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".
Schoolbating by marios95 December 29, 2009

Schoolboying him 

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.
'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'
Schoolboying him by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026