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The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."
Earl by wintersolstice March 29, 2009
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OMG that guy is such an Earl.
Earl by jamamma January 30, 2009
The hood slang word for "oil".
"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"
Earl by Earlchange January 8, 2014
If you find Earl don't let go.
Earl by In the pu**y August 14, 2016
Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis
The young Earl has ordered his servants to dispose of the old rug.
Earl by Param2002 August 31, 2015
that earl is tight!!!
earl by efhcieslce/w' March 8, 2008
If you find Earl don't let go.
Earl by In the pu**y August 14, 2016