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Viscount 

Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.
The party cancelled their order for coffee and cake and called for hats and coats, once rumor became fact and it was confirmed that the Viscount was on the prowl.
Viscount by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
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viscount 

A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.
viscount by Brigante June 26, 2005

viscount 

An ancient evil that changes form every so often. A master at manipulating others, creating discord, and spreading lies and deceit.
....and Viscount told his apprentice.... "You will soon become even greater than all your superiors combined".
viscount by Vis July 21, 2008

Dirty Viscount 

The act of an aristocratic man sodamizing his maid with a roll of quarters, then having another maid pass out the quarters to homeless children. All while the aristocrat lights a cigar with a roll of pasos.
The Viscount of LF gave his maid Maria a Dirty Viscount after she stole some of his fine brown liquor.
Dirty Viscount by Young AD September 7, 2008

viscontial 

A user on tiktok, pissed on their crush, very cool person.
"My buddy viscontial pissed on his crush in kindergarten, I guess they were trying to assert dominance"
viscontial by shaylen but he's gay October 16, 2021

viscontial 

they love sans or something idk they also peed on theur classmate in kindergarten
viscontial is the type of person to have the 2015 undertale phase all over again
viscontial by leavvs October 16, 2021

Viscontity

The amount of hair gel applied to one's scalp.
Austin Visconti has the ultimate Viscontity. No one can surpass his 11 out of 10 on the Viscontity scale.
Viscontity by Reptar10 August 19, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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