skird 

Slang for scared, commnonly used in the southern united states

Don't be skird, it's only me

skird by BMoney January 27, 2005

skidderman 

a noob that paste axon source and sell it for 500$ per month

lmfao littledyingduck big fat skidderman

skidderman by gogo9211 October 4, 2020

Skid Bob 

Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.

*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*

I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!

Skid Bob by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said

"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.

just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

Skid and Pump 

2 kids in Halloween costumes who go around on Halloween saying "It's spooky month" and do the funny spooky dance.

Hey did you see the new spooky month video
Yea Skid and Pump kill another demon

Skid and Pump by DrybonesYT March 4, 2021

skid mark anxiety 

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

skid mark anxiety by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014