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Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.
Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.
Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.
when u get high and just wanna chill and be lazy
smoking the dopest dope u eva smoked and chillin ona porch or it front of a tv playin som box
"yo wanna go swimming?"
"na man"
"ur blazyness is harshin my morning mello"
blazyness by laxkillaweed February 14, 2009
A loving nickname for Blaine Anderson fangirls. Blaine Anderson is the sex on a stick and sings like a dream, bashful Dalton Academy Warbler who now goes to McKinley High. He is Kurt’s boyfriend. Fangirls who are in love with the out and proud gay Blaine are Blainers.

Could also be used when Blaine does something adorable, or cute, or sweet, or disgusting, or weird, and fangirls are so as;fkdjkl;;k, they can’t think of anything else to say.
Blainers are delusional but perfectly content Tumblr people who worships Blaine Anderson and his magnificent arms.

Blainer 1: Have you seen the photoset of Blaine’s arms after they sing ‘Tonight’? Askdlfj;skdjfl
Blainer 2: OH, BLAINERS.
Blainers by softspoon November 14, 2011

perpetual laziness 

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."