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Blainers

A loving nickname for Blaine Anderson fangirls. Blaine Anderson is the sex on a stick and sings like a dream, bashful Dalton Academy Warbler who now goes to McKinley High. He is Kurt’s boyfriend. Fangirls who are in love with the out and proud gay Blaine are Blainers.

Could also be used when Blaine does something adorable, or cute, or sweet, or disgusting, or weird, and fangirls are so as;fkdjkl;;k, they can’t think of anything else to say.
Blainers are delusional but perfectly content Tumblr people who worships Blaine Anderson and his magnificent arms.

Blainer 1: Have you seen the photoset of Blaine’s arms after they sing ‘Tonight’? Askdlfj;skdjfl
Blainer 2: OH, BLAINERS.
by softspoon November 14, 2011
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blainerific

From the hit tv show “Total Drama” Blainerific is Blaineley’s introduction song featuring a lot of the “Total Drama World Tour” cast. The TikTok trend of voicing over total drama songs including; “Stuck to a Pole” and “Come Fly with Us” and “Blainerific”. Making the word extremely popular in common fandom use.
Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

Owen: (Bla-Blainerific!)
S-s-so terrific!
by Yvette Peters August 9, 2023
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Blainer

A headshot with a sniper rifle in a multiplayer game. Used mostly in competitive gaming, often in Halo 3.
Dude, I just a got a sick blainer on that kid.
by Annihilator_ June 27, 2009
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Blainesexual

When a male who claims to be straight falls in love with Blaine Anderson, he can be considered Blainesexual.
Sam Evans is Blainesexual because Blaine is the only guy he could ever love.
by BlaineAnderson March 20, 2011
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Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.
"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"
by dave January 28, 2004
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blainesite

A spotting of an unbelievable Ethiopian women that looks like a sex goddess that will make you ravenous.

At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.

A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.

However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.

The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.
Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/
by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
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blainestorming

the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition'

in refference to Blaine Anderson, lead Warbler on the Fox tv sow Glee.
Hey Kurt! I was just blainestorming and I came up with the perfect number for Regionals!
by kaimariee September 3, 2011
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