Definitions by zutroy
Government
What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Government by zutroy September 26, 2004
American Dreams
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
American Dreams by zutroy September 14, 2004
GLC
Examples of their fine lyrics:
"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"
"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"
"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"
"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"
"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"
"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"
"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"
"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"
"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"
"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"
"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"
"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"
"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"