zip's definitions

hoot

a ghetto-slang way to say hooter

Where's the hoot, brotha?

by zip April 24, 2005

ohioda

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

by Zip November 3, 2004

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

hooter

The funnel shaped object used to inhale a Knife Hit (Knife hits, knifers). They are often made by breaking the bottom out of a glass bottle, cutting a plastic bottle in half, or tearing a soda can in half.

Grab the hooter, we're taking some kniffies!

by zip April 24, 2005

asta

later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened

-"cya tomorrow"
-"alright, asta"

by zip April 18, 2005

Scrode

Cross between a chodemaster and a douche. See "scrunt"

C'mon scrodes, let's roll!

by zip August 24, 2021

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 3, 2004