zip's definitions

Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021

Scrode

Cross between a chodemaster and a douche. See "scrunt"

C'mon scrodes, let's roll!

by zip August 24, 2021

right you are Ken

from mxc or most extreme elimination challenge, a TNN show based on the Japanese game show Takeshi's castle. said when host Vic Romano agrees with other host, Kenny Blankenship.

"When you grab that shaft, Vic, you have to use both hands!"
"Right you are Ken!"

by Zip August 28, 2004

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 3, 2004

ohioda

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

by Zip November 3, 2004

Popen

When one stands up in his/her own bed, urinates on every nearby surface, and proceeds to lay down in said urine for a good nights rest.

Haha ... omg I can't believe Cheesman got the Popen last night!

by Zip February 7, 2003

SaucerNips

A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.

"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"

"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.

by Zip February 7, 2003