1. An angelic girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality which matches her ravishing body. She has a great love of food (especially nasi lemak with sotong sambal) and a good sense of humour. A day with Karen is never wasted, and when you experience this you will realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you will know you want to be with her for the rest of your life.
2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
Dude 1 : Who is that enticing woman over there ?
Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.
Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.
Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
by zingeraddict April 18, 2019
1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 03, 2011
1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict May 27, 2011
Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict May 27, 2011
1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011