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1. A name given to a man born under the midnight glimmer. A name that will shake all four corners of the earth with the fiery passion of love as the name marks the most passionate of lovers. A name given to the kind of guy any girl could fall in love with. Trustworthy, charming, confident, faithful, sweet, funny, kind hearted, romantic and passionate. Can be an immature idiot and childish but can always make people laugh when you least expect it . He can be a dick by annoying you and moments later have you smiling. There's just no way you can hate Daya ! Amazing strength and gorgeous moonlit eyes. He is taken by a girl he loves very much and wouldn't trade her for anyone in the world. He's always there in your heart. Just freaking AWESOME and AMAZING.
2. A man that contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants. He is fucking awesome in everything.Don't ever pick a fight with him as he will drive his fist through your chest and rip your lips and use it to kiss his ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.
2. A man that contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants. He is fucking awesome in everything.Don't ever pick a fight with him as he will drive his fist through your chest and rip your lips and use it to kiss his ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.
Daya once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at Daya-
girl 1: -drools-
girl 3: He is just so dreamy and
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girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at Daya-
girl 1: -drools-
girl 3: He is just so dreamy and
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Daya mug.the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives a mortal an explosive similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. The true meaning of life. Tight grip of flaming and rapturous love within your pulsating heart.The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. Wanting to please each other, make the other happy, share everything, be as close as humanly possible. That is the true meaning of a Dayagasm
Girl:Oh god ! i am so wet and hot after he gave me that Dayagasm!! I love him so much i don't think i can ever leave him. Shortly after that we cuddled and after that he kissed me passionately and whispered 'i love you' in my ears.
by zingeraddict September 4, 2017
Get the Dayagasm mug.1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.
2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Colt Single Action Army mug.1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Sucktality mug.When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendship mug.1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shield mug.1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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