cunt prowler

1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.

2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."

3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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Khavipriya

The epitome of the indian female. She radiates awesomeness in everything she does, whether it's ordering a Zinger, listening to rad Metal and rock music or simply playing Dragon's nest . She's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Khavipriya carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, eats, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fags or nagging bitches. Her badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional. That's the Khavi i know.
Dude1 : Holy f*ck who the hell is that badass looking girl overflowing with style ?

Dude2 : I don't know man, but its probably Khavipriya.
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Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
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Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
by zingeraddict October 08, 2011
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Cum preclude

1. To preclude/prevent the act of cumming in order to indulge in more sessions of sexual acts.

2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.

3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Sexy blond : (Whispers), Soul meets soul on a lovers lips.I just know where to touch you and I just know what to do ♥ *Kisses Dylan passionately while unbuttoning his shirt and running her fingers through his muscular shoulders*

Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*

*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*

Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*

*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*

Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
by zingeraddict October 08, 2011
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Pundek

1 .Malaysian Indian/Indian word for vagina

2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.

3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".

4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.

5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.

6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.

7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"Vandhu en pudek nakku" means come lick my cunt. Pundek is often prefixed with prefixes like Kaena or kerya like kaenapundek meaning stupid cunt keryapundek means old cunt.Pundek is often pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-pundek means stupid cunt. "Dei Mutta pundek" means hey stupid cunt. "aaya pundeki madiri loosa irukku". It is loose like an old woman's cunt.

Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !

Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!

Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
by zingeraddict October 02, 2011
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Nerdbligation

An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards

Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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