zingeraddict's definitions

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict September 26, 2011

Cum barrage

Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .

Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body

Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage

by zingeraddict November 23, 2010

midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.

the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.

by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

Nerdbligation

An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty

Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards

Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010

heart stab

When you love a girl with all your heart and you will do anything for her and she decides to leave you.Worse than a heart break as that stab wound in your pulsating heart will bleed as you think of her each day,each hour,each minute and each second.The most painful aftermath of love failure

Dammit dude i can't believe u gave it all up for her just to get a heart stab at the end of the day.Fuck ! It sucks to be you man

by zingeraddict November 8, 2010

awesome shit

A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!

Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.

Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude

by zingeraddict November 8, 2010