zingeraddict's definitions
1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the cunt prowlermug. A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!
Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
Get the awesome shitmug. 1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise makermug. 1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
Get the Fucktardomug. 1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.
2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the Sexprowessmug. A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the vibrator boyfriendmug. 1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the fucktaculousmug.