zingeraddict's definitions
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi
by zingeraddict December 7, 2011
Get the Force jobmug. 1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.
2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
Get the holy titty fuckmug. 1.a person of subnormal intelligence
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
Get the half-witmug. 1.A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.
2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.
3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.
2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.
3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.
Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.
King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*
King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Assholiusmug. (Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
by zingeraddict September 4, 2017
Get the Dayanandanmug. 1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.
2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
Get the Fuckitupismmug. 1. A cooler way of saying assassin .Best when pronounced with an Italian accent,like in Assassin's Creed 2.
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
Assassino :Time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the assassinomug.