zabazuve-ha's definitions

guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

by zabazuve-ha December 5, 2007

make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007

ALCS

American League Championship Series. The series which decides the best team in baseball. The winner of the series then goes on to the World Series, a series of late-season exhibition games against a team from the National League.

The Red Sox won the ALCS. Their work finished, they went on to pummel the Cardinals before retiring for the season.

by zabazuve-ha October 29, 2007

cuddling

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

by zabazuve-ha October 7, 2007

mf'er

Military abbreviation for "My Friend."

Sgt. Connelly was one courageous MF'er.

by zabazuve-ha September 19, 2007

ho stick

A cane carried by pimps, usually with a gold nugget or other large jewel on the top. Used by a pimp to make a bitch his ho.

Julius touched Laqueesha with his ho stick so now she's his ho.

by zabazuve-ha September 17, 2007

Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.

The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.

by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007