Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.

The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.

by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007

cuddling

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

by zabazuve-ha October 07, 2007

pittsburgh

A drinking town with a football problem.

"So what if we won ugly?" - Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher

by zabazuve-ha July 18, 2007

clicksand

Web content which overwhelms your browser's ability to exit the website.

John kept clicking the "back" button, but to no avail; the porn site had submerged his computer in clicksand.

by zabazuve-ha July 30, 2007

ALCS

American League Championship Series. The series which decides the best team in baseball. The winner of the series then goes on to the World Series, a series of late-season exhibition games against a team from the National League.

The Red Sox won the ALCS. Their work finished, they went on to pummel the Cardinals before retiring for the season.

by zabazuve-ha October 29, 2007

fuck stick

A missile, bomb, mortar or other explosive device capable of obliterating a large number of people.

Corporal Grady: What are those fuck sticks mounted on the Warthog?

Sgt Schmuckatelli: Those are Sidewinders.

by zabazuve-ha March 17, 2008

gynotocracy

A working environment dominated by women and women's issues.

Steve found the conversations in the break room of the high school mind-numbingly boring; this was one of the perils of working in a gynotocracy.

by zabazuve-ha February 26, 2008