17 definitions by zabazuve-ha

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."
Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.
by zabazuve-ha November 11, 2007
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A missile, bomb, mortar or other explosive device capable of obliterating a large number of people.
Corporal Grady: What are those fuck sticks mounted on the Warthog?

Sgt Schmuckatelli: Those are Sidewinders.
by zabazuve-ha March 18, 2008
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A three-course meal in a glass.
I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.
by zabazuve-ha November 11, 2007
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A schoolbus that has been retired from its academic duties in the U.S. to go face a long, slow death in Latin America. Often painted garish colors and includes numerous religious icons, including the Virgin Mary, displayed prominently within the bus in an effort to reassure passengers. The emissions from one chicken bus equal that of four tractor trailers. Chicken buses often carry chickens in addition to other small livestock.
I only had four sucres left so I couldn't afford the good bus. I caught the chicken bus back to Quito.
by zabazuve-ha June 22, 2007
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A cane carried by pimps, usually with a gold nugget or other large jewel on the top. Used by a pimp to make a bitch his ho.
Julius touched Laqueesha with his ho stick so now she's his ho.
by zabazuve-ha September 7, 2007
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An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.
The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.
by zabazuve-ha September 28, 2009
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A working environment dominated by women and women's issues.
Steve found the conversations in the break room of the high school mind-numbingly boring; this was one of the perils of working in a gynotocracy.
by zabazuve-ha February 26, 2008
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