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The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.
The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.
by zabazuve-ha September 03, 2007
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