your mom's definitions

koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 21, 2005

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your mom March 17, 2005

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

the greatest being in the world

Kat.
(See Kat)

The greatest being in the world r0x0rs my b0x0rs!!11!!

by Your mom May 5, 2003

camaro

quite possibly the white trashiest car know to man kind, discontinued in 2002 because its shit, a car purchased by poor ass rednecks because they can't afford a corvette

nick thinks everyone is staring at him in his camaro thinking hes the hottest thing since elvis, but they're really staring at the mysterious black smoke comming from the piece of shit wanna be sports car

by your mom July 5, 2004

g7

Fag, way cool armos call people gay on the low...g-yot ...g as in the letter g in english and yot as in the nummber seven in armenian...when u sound it it it giyot...meaning fag in armenian... G7 BRO!

Girl 1: Dude look at that parskahye...hes so hot but his jeans are really ass tight
Girl 2: gggggggg 7!!!!

by YOUR MOM January 6, 2005