yoda's definitions

Star Wars

ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL!!! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.

ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS!! HAHAHAHAHA

by Yoda March 30, 2004

Yoda

Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.

I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad

by Yoda March 30, 2004

cac

cac is a Vietnamese word meaning fuck, not cock or anything else that sounds like it.
An example will not make sense unless it is in Vietnamese.

Cac to cha may.

Fuck your father's ancestors.

by yoda April 20, 2005

Yuuzhan Vong

a race outside of the force under the command of Onimi, but really under the command of Shimmra. they're quest was to purify the galaxy of all the "infedels" and there droids and any mechanical machine or building. everything of them was living not a single peice of equipment was mechanical. they killed chewbacca anakin and billions of people in the galaxy

i know all

by Yoda March 30, 2004

YodaEatsHotDogs

The description of the conditions Yoda is forced to be in while on the set of Star Wars. Hence "Eating of Hot Dogs" or well, you know what I mean. He is living in horrbile conditions, I must tell the public. When asked about his conditions, Yoda said "Free the maniacal pencils from the communist Triforce! You chauvenist pig! The men are shaving there bums and they don't see what's happening! Don't you see... I can't wait until the rainbow comes."

The conditions in which Yoda lives in are so YodaEatsHotDogs.

by Yoda March 23, 2003

Mensan

Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.

Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.

by Yoda September 30, 2003

Borophyll

(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"

by Yoda April 7, 2003