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shoes on a wire

Footwear hanging from an overhead wire by the laces. The laces of the shoes are tied together, then lobbed up to the wire(s) so that the shoes hang and dangle. Supposedly signals a location where drugs can be purchased; also symbolizes pointlessness i.e. there is no good reason for the object (shoes) being there. Can be found near schools, and in poor areas and tourist locations.

"Once in awhile I'll spot shoes on a wire and it sparks my curiosity and I'll chuckle."

"Let's play the shoes on a wire game. First one to get the shoes to hang wins."

by yes juanito yes October 11, 2014

BLTA

A bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) with avocado added.

"There's only one thing better than a BLT. It's a BLTA. I love avocado."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

body camera

Video equipment attached to the body. Allows recording of events that can be preserved on tape. May be worn by adventurists, police officers or even animals.

I wear a body camera whenever I skydive.

I noticed a body camera on the officer when I got pulled over.

I put a body camera on my dog when we go hunting.

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2014

lovertoy

Something fun to play with when you with fuck buddy. A shared sex toy.

Please, pass the lovertoy.

by yes juanito yes October 31, 2014

power outage banter

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.

After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.

by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.

I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015