xyz's definitions

BOGOF

"Buy One Get One Free" A very misleading description used in advertising to entice potential customers into the belief that if they buy one product the other will be given away free. The same as "Two For The Price Of One."

Customer "These chocolates say 'buy one get one free,' as I do not wish to actually pay for it may I just have the free one instead?"
Shopkeeper "NO."

by XYZ December 26, 2003

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

by XYZ December 26, 2003