Donald Trump

A clown

Me: *Googles donald trump*

Google: Did you mean Douchebag? Clown? Idiot? Dickhead? Asshole?

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021

The Belt

A great force only to be used by parents.

Billy's Mom: Why did I find PornHub on your search history?

Billy: M-mom-

Billy's Mom: HENRY GET THE BELT

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021

UwU

1) An abomination

2) An emoticon, used by weebs

3) Shows cuteness, or shyness

Im so cute UwU. I wove annoying people with dis cutesy language! UwU 👉👈

by xx.Heidi.xx November 22, 2020

Pervert

You

Harry: The person looking at this is such a pervert.

George: How so?

Harry: They keep looking up weird stuff on Urban Dictionary

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021

69

If you see this number make sure to say "Nice" so your friends dont think you're a lame ass.

Hannah: Oh my phone is on 69%. Nice!

Jerry: Nice

Arnold: I dont get it. Why are you saying nice?

Hannah: Bruh

Jerry: Poor Arnold...

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021