The sexiest man alive. A true Jah at swimming, able to qualify for the Olympics with his 1:00:83 100 Breaststroke. He gets hella bitches, has a six pack, and sexy hair. His hair is bleached from all the swimming he does(chlorine in the water). He’s also smart and really chill. Perfect in every way.
Hot girl: dammmmnnn who that
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx January 17, 2020
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 04, 2021
A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.
Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?
Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?
Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 09, 2021
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 04, 2021
The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 22, 2020
An egotistical maniac/retard who ran for president in order to establish a theocracy in the US. Many suspects he ran for President to promote his shitty music. Judging by his willingness to not have separation of church and state, he's also an anti-constitutionalist. He believes in anti-vaccine conspiracy theories, including the infamous one about Bill Gates sticking microchips inside you for fun.
Some Kanye West quotes
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx July 19, 2020
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 08, 2020