Definitions by wysiwyg

//me 

Virtually tripping or something that makes you look equally stupid. Mess up of /me.

//me screws up the action tag

//me by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

murph 

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

murph by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

crotch monster 

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

crotch monster by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

n00blets 

A small group of newbies who have begun to follow in the footsteps of the local n00b.

n00b: SPOOOOON.
n00blets: spoooomn!!11

n00blets by wysiwyg March 27, 2004

despie 

A word normally used on the Neopian RP boards, meaning "desperate."

A despie usually tries to make their character perfcet, and usually sickeningly attractive, often in an attempt to get an online lover.

Jazmyne had bright blu eyes, she loox to be anbout 8teen, but she duz not kno her real age becuz her parents died b4 she waz born. Jazmyne has magic powers, is single & looking. she is about 18. her hair is golden blond and it is very pretty, she is a soccerplayer and she is a cheerleader but she h8ts preps.

despie by wysiwyg March 27, 2004

mathers 

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

mathers by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

FNF

Fat Naked Fag
(Obese Nudist Homosexual)

Hatch from Survivor is an FNF, but he still pwns over all of the Survivor n00bs.

FNF by wysiwyg February 26, 2004