eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.
I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.
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Everybody Loves Ramen

A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.
I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
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tamponographs

A strictly no class move by low-life skanks where they post nude photos of themselves or nude webcam shots with their tampon string dangling out of their snooch.
This one ole skag routinely posts tamponographs on the voyeur site I frequent.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
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hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.
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thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.
The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.
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shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
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