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talking with the little lips

The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.
The only time I even listen to a woman is when she is talking with the little lips.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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porkubine

It must've taken 12 yards of silk to robe that porkubine
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)
Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
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gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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Uggs

Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.
Look at that dumb chick wearing Uggs in August.
by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011
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