Definitions by wolfbait51

Full Metal Jacket 

What the tin man wears to formal occasions.

Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?

Full Metal Jacket by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

audio startle 

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

audio startle by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

remote reflex 

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

remote reflex by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

tear denial 

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

tear denial by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Juvenile Detention Facility 

Where most niggas spend their academic years

Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.

Juvenile Detention Facility by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

ghetto scholarship 

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

ghetto scholarship by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

corn ticklers 

The corn husks invariably stuck betwixt your teeth after eating corn on the cob that tickle your tongue and drive you crazy until you finally floss them out. The part of corn that never makes it to your poop.

I gotta floss! These damned corn ticklers are driving me nuts.

corn ticklers by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011