porkubine

It must've taken 12 yards of silk to robe that porkubine
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
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anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.
According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.
by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011
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paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
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Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.
Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.
by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011
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