wolfbait51's definitions

eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.

I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"

This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.

Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.

by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Clive talkin'

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.

Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?

by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.

I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011