I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.
Will Advise.
by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 21, 2014
An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.
1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.
by Lopeytal March 04, 2009
Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)
Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)
Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!
by xdmeme October 14, 2017
I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.
by DC March 15, 2005
“I met this girl on the internet she said come chill around her way tonight.”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
by Nadidoug October 22, 2017
by notGandalf February 12, 2013
An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
Dear Luke,
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
by ldemi April 11, 2011