319 definitions by wolfbait51

web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

by wolfbait51 April 23, 2011

sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.

I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.

Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.

Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011