wolfbait51's definitions

truck stop blend

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

fart categories

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

bisexual homo

A homosexual man who will,on occasion,fuck a goat.

Most brazilian fags are actually bisexual homos.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

sunnyside up

Sunnyside up is intentionally NOT flushing the toilet and leaving a massive turd and toilet paper with the poop smear side facing up.This is done to irritate your significant other or to achieve that trendy "gas station restroom" ambience for your own bathroom.

Wife: "You nasty,gross bastard! You didn't flush the toilet and you left the toilet paper sunnyside up."

by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011