wolfbait51's definitions

topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

lyrics fucker

Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.

The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

dinnerrhea

Foods that tend to make the nose runny such as hot soup,spaghetti,chili beans and most Cajun dishes.

Dinnerrhea can be caused by the steam off the food opening the sinuses or by the spices in the food like chili powder and curry.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

poop pimples

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne

I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

the deadliest catch

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".

Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

truck stop blend

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011