Definitions by wolfbait51

Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.

Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.

Urban Dictionary Regret by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

french bread and celery by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

shrink wrap a turd 

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

shrink wrap a turd by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

drive thru squatters 

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.

Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.

drive thru squatters by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011

nanny goatee 

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

nanny goatee by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

artificial baits 

Breast implants

Those strippers are fishing with artificial baits.

artificial baits by wolfbait51 March 27, 2011

electric lights 

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

electric lights by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011