Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
by wolfbait51 March 08, 2011
Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
A pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.The high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.Movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from the the floor of the theater notoriously sticky and gooey with spilled soda,candy and jizz.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
by wolfbait51 April 07, 2011
Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011