dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011

mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.

You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.

by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

Pinks All Out

1) A popular drag racing TV show

2) A peek inside the girl's locker room

3) A pack of male dogs around a bitch in heat

Someone left the girl's locker room door ajar and I got a glimpse of Pinks All Out.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

salty lemon drop

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011