wolfbait51's definitions

cruel and unusual punishment

Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".

I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

mufftoo

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.

Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

celebacne

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.

Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!

by wolfbait51 November 21, 2011

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011