wolfbait51's definitions

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".

That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011