camel humps

The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.

Check out the camel humps on that Hooter's girl.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

the castaway

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

McPoor

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.

Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.

by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011

audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

IHOP titties

Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes

Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

celebacne

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.

Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!

by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 08, 2011