Definitions by wolfbait51

Wicked Weasel duck call 

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

Wicked Weasel duck call by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

sunnyside up 

Sunnyside up is intentionally NOT flushing the toilet and leaving a massive turd and toilet paper with the poop smear side facing up.This is done to irritate your significant other or to achieve that trendy "gas station restroom" ambience for your own bathroom.

Wife: "You nasty,gross bastard! You didn't flush the toilet and you left the toilet paper sunnyside up."

sunnyside up by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011

mufftoo 

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

mufftoo by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

Fat Navy 

The big and tall department at Old Navy

Pants with a waist size greater than 32" are in the Fat Navy department

Fat Navy by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

gnigger 

a black gnat

You can't even fish on the river when the gniggers hatch

gnigger by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

exersted 

exhausted from exertion or exhausted from exercise

After about 25 pushups,I'm totally exersted.

exersted by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011