wolfbait51's definitions
A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
Get the toilet paper boxing glovemug. I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Get the poop pimplesmug. Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
Get the dick gnatsmug. A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
Get the coffartmug. Each time you see a definition containing the word "AMAZING",you take a drink. Game usually over in 10 minutes. NOTE: Game can be modified by changing key-word to awesome,fag,swag,<3 or any other word commonly used by the pre-teen set.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary drinking gamemug. by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
Get the cold biscuits and sleepy pussymug. Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
Get the check out dorkmug.