wolfbait51's definitions

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

fart categories

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

Urban Dictionary drinking game

Each time you see a definition containing the word "AMAZING",you take a drink. Game usually over in 10 minutes. NOTE: Game can be modified by changing key-word to awesome,fag,swag,<3 or any other word commonly used by the pre-teen set.

The missus and I got bombed playing the Urban Dictionary Drinking Game.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011