The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".
by wolfbait51 May 03, 2011
contemplating a bowel movement
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011