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The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.
The only time I even listen to a woman is when she is talking with the little lips.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.
Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
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Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
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You can't even fish on the river when the gniggers hatch
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
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