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toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
mugGet the toilet paper boxing glovemug.

poop pimples

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
mugGet the poop pimplesmug.

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.
You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
mugGet the dick gnatsmug.

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
mugGet the coffartmug.

Urban Dictionary drinking game

Each time you see a definition containing the word "AMAZING",you take a drink. Game usually over in 10 minutes. NOTE: Game can be modified by changing key-word to awesome,fag,swag,<3 or any other word commonly used by the pre-teen set.
The missus and I got bombed playing the Urban Dictionary Drinking Game.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
mugGet the Urban Dictionary drinking gamemug.

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
mugGet the cold biscuits and sleepy pussymug.

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
mugGet the check out dorkmug.

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