DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.
There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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movie shoes

A pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.The high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.Movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from the the floor of the theater notoriously sticky and gooey with spilled soda,candy and jizz.
My movie shoes are buckle-up wing tips.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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Two things men can't stand.
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy
by wolfbait51 April 07, 2011
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masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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egoflatuphilia

The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".
That guy at work has egoflatuphilia.I saw him huffing his farts out of his lunch bag.
by wolfbait51 May 03, 2011
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constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement
You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
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mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
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