Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011

Mr. Pimp

An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)

I got hammered on my signature drink- Mr. Pimp.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

IHOP titties

Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes

Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

celebacne

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.

Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!

by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011

icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011