wolfbait51's definitions

Dear Editor

Not the way to begin a definition. The infamous style of "a censored,inconvenient truth" and the beloved and wildly popular "Man" and "Misandry" definitions

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It's not sexist as it's a view which can be held by any gender, doesn't generalise entire groups and citing another's opinion isn't personal approval or promotion. "Rule 2. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

heels and buns

That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.

Hey Ma ! Your heels and buns are getting moldy.Can I please give them to the birds now?

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

hangina

A big fat pussy that hangs down like a Baltimore Oriole's nest or a beefine.

They say that old hooker's hangina looks like a dirty sock filled with dimes.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Walmart

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".

The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.

by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011