wolfbait51's definitions

chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

mullicious

Rude,evil or malicious behavior on the part of a mullet head. Mullet malice.

There were three rednecks ejected from the concert for their mullicious behavior.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011