Definitions by wolfbait51

clambake 

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.

A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.

clambake by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Clive talkin' 

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.

Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?

Clive talkin' by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

McPoor 

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.

Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.

McPoor by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

ostracized 

What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.

When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."

ostracized by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011

cafeteria lady 

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.

I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.

cafeteria lady by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011

Walmart 

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".

The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.

Walmart by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

Masturbista by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011