milkshakke

Occasionally when drinking a milkshake containing chunks of fruit or berries,the straw can be come clogged.Blowing air through the straw,while it is still in the container,can sometimes dislodge the blockage but will usually result in an air bubble that rises and pops,splashing milkshake all over the face,leaving the unfortunate individual looking like guest of honor at a bukakke party.

I tried to clear my straw of a banana clot and ended up with a milkshakke.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011

diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

hangina

A big fat pussy that hangs down like a Baltimore Oriole's nest or a beefine.

They say that old hooker's hangina looks like a dirty sock filled with dimes.

by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011

gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011