319 definitions by wolfbait51
A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 May 26, 2011
Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".
by wolfbait51 May 3, 2011
contemplating a bowel movement
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011