wolfbait51's definitions

cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

sunnyside up

Sunnyside up is intentionally NOT flushing the toilet and leaving a massive turd and toilet paper with the poop smear side facing up.This is done to irritate your significant other or to achieve that trendy "gas station restroom" ambience for your own bathroom.

Wife: "You nasty,gross bastard! You didn't flush the toilet and you left the toilet paper sunnyside up."

by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011

wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

token white

That one white guy on a professional sports team

Football and basketball are predominantly black and baseball is primarily Puerto Rican and Cuban except for the occasional token white.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

movie shoes

A pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.The high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.Movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from the the floor of the theater notoriously sticky and gooey with spilled soda,candy and jizz.

My movie shoes are buckle-up wing tips.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011