Definitions by wolfbait51

brazilian bordello 

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler

That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.

brazilian bordello by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

Poontene 

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.

My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.

Poontene by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

fart etiquette 

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.

Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.

fart etiquette by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

toilet paper boxing glove 

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

toilet paper boxing glove by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

the deadliest catch 

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".

Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

the deadliest catch by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

Urban Dictionary drinking game 

Each time you see a definition containing the word "AMAZING",you take a drink. Game usually over in 10 minutes. NOTE: Game can be modified by changing key-word to awesome,fag,swag,<3 or any other word commonly used by the pre-teen set.

The missus and I got bombed playing the Urban Dictionary Drinking Game.

Urban Dictionary drinking game by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

token white

That one white guy on a professional sports team

Football and basketball are predominantly black and baseball is primarily Puerto Rican and Cuban except for the occasional token white.

token white by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011