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uni-ass

When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.
Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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milkshakke

Occasionally when drinking a milkshake containing chunks of fruit or berries,the straw can be come clogged.Blowing air through the straw,while it is still in the container,can sometimes dislodge the blockage but will usually result in an air bubble that rises and pops,splashing milkshake all over the face,leaving the unfortunate individual looking like guest of honor at a bukakke party.
I tried to clear my straw of a banana clot and ended up with a milkshakke.
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
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hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).
Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
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enthusiasm killer

Refers to those annoying internet advertising clips you must endure before the video clip you've selected will play. aka YouScrewed
I did see an enthusiasm killer on YouTube for Progressive Insurance that I hadn't seen on TV.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
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check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
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audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)
I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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