Definitions by wolfbait51
dick gnats
Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.
dick gnats by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
fat farts
The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
fat farts by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
hillbilly hot pocket
An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
hillbilly hot pocket by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Everybody Loves Ramen
A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.
I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.
Everybody Loves Ramen by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
slippy
slippy by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Mexican bug-eyed barking rat
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
Mexican bug-eyed barking rat by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Mickey Mouse Mattress
Mickey Mouse Mattress by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011