clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.

I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

pantyless cheerleader

The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.

At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.

by wolfbait51 October 04, 2011

Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.

I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011

Kodak Movement

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.

I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011

shooting star

A male porn star noted for his "money shot"

Peter North is a shooting star

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011