the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 June 12, 2011

butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

ghetto conestoga

A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.

Look at that Ghetto conestoga. The tires are worth more than the car.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

involuntary decapitation

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.

When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.

by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011

Urban Dictionary drinking game

Each time you see a definition containing the word "AMAZING",you take a drink. Game usually over in 10 minutes. NOTE: Game can be modified by changing key-word to awesome,fag,swag,<3 or any other word commonly used by the pre-teen set.

The missus and I got bombed playing the Urban Dictionary Drinking Game.

by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011

web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

by wolfbait51 April 23, 2011