fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.
My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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pop and sniff

A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.
That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
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Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!
I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.
by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
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pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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