wolfbait51's definitions

chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

eskimode

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

produce recycler

A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan

Never eat at grandma's house, She's a notorious produce recycler.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Massa2shits

How some dummies pronounce Massachusetts

Remember that song about Massa2shits by the BeeGees?

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.

I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.

When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011