wolfbait51's definitions
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the heels and bunsmug. When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
Get the audio startlemug. Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Get the rest stop toilet papermug. I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Get the frying bacon in the nudemug. A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
Get the Guycomug. Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
Get the a censored, inconvenient truthmug. A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011
Get the Walmart earsmug.