rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
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zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.
Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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clambake

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
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church pew

The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.
Always sit with a clenched butt on a church pew.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
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erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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