The Minge Dynasty (?-1979)

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

clean-up aisle 9

This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.

A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

bisexual homo

A homosexual man who will,on occasion,fuck a goat.

Most brazilian fags are actually bisexual homos.

by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011

icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011

African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

meebo beggars

The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.

Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011