Definitions by wolfbait51
eye corn
An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.
You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.
eye corn by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
goose neck dick
A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
sizemologist
A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.
sizemologist by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
paycheck shock
One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
paycheck shock by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
camel humps
The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.
camel humps by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
shooting star
shooting star by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
clean-up aisle 9
This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
clean-up aisle 9 by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011