wolfbait51's definitions

ghetto cake crumbs

rat turds

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.

I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.

Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979)

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

stink flipper

A traditional delicacy of native Alaskans,is stink flipper, or stink meat—walrus flippers which have been buried in the sand and left to marinate in their own juices for a number of months,after which it is dug up and thoroughly cooked and consumed. Featured in an episode of Flying Wild Alaska on the Discovery Channel.

I requested stink flipper for my birthday dinner.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011