sizemologist Share definition Flag A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest. I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first. sizemologist by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the sizemologist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch