wolfbait51's definitions

celesbians

Lesbians with celebrity status. Notables include Rosie O'Donnell,Anne Heche,Melissa Etheridge,Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres,KD Lang,Jane Lynch,Wanda Sykes,Suze Orman,Cynthia Nixon,Meredith Baxter and Martina Navratilova

Rosie O'Donnell is probably the most outspoken of all the celesbians.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.

The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler

That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011