celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt
I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.
I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
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motorhome

Similar to a motorboat except instead of putting ones face between a pair of boobs,a man puts his face betwixt the ass cheeks of a 300lb+ woman and shakes his head back and forth in a "no" type fashion while using the mouth and tongue to make the "raspberry" sound. The huge buttocks amplify the raspberry into a sound similar to a trucker using his jake brake.
I can't get the image out of my head of "Mike and Molly" doing the motorhome
by wolfbait51 June 12, 2011
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flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
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zit mirror

A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.
I like the way my zit mirror makes my zits look like volcanoes.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!
I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
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