A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt
I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
Similar to a motorboat except instead of putting ones face between a pair of boobs,a man puts his face betwixt the ass cheeks of a 300lb+ woman and shakes his head back and forth in a "no" type fashion while using the mouth and tongue to make the "raspberry" sound. The huge buttocks amplify the raspberry into a sound similar to a trucker using his jake brake.
by wolfbait51 June 12, 2011
The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011