Definitions by wolfbait51
American Cotton Pickers
A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.
American Cotton Pickers by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
fat friction
Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
fat friction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
absduction
The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
absduction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
Urban Dictionary Gay Directory
Urban Dictionary Gay Directory by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
fingernail shrapnel
The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
fingernail shrapnel by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
lophisticated
lophisticated by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
balloon trunks
Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
balloon trunks by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011