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Definitions by wolfbait51

American Cotton Pickers 

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.
Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.
fat friction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

absduction 

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.
absduction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory 

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.
The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

fingernail shrapnel 

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

lophisticated 

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.
Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.
lophisticated by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

balloon trunks 

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.
Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
balloon trunks by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011