by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.
When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.
At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.
by wolfbait51 October 04, 2011