wolfbait51's definitions
When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
Get the the twin river quandarymug. When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the sitting on a poop knobmug. Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
Get the mullattemug. A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
Get the mud islandmug. You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the Señor Ritamug. Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
Get the couch soresmug. Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Get the husk hockmug.