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the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
mugGet the the twin river quandarymug.

sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
mugGet the sitting on a poop knobmug.

mullatte

A bi-racial individual with a mullet pretending to enjoy a latte.
Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
mugGet the mullattemug.

mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
mugGet the mud islandmug.

Señor Rita

You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
mugGet the Señor Ritamug.

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
mugGet the couch soresmug.

husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
mugGet the husk hockmug.

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