bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
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hillbilly hot pocket

An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
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toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011
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Walmart

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".
The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.
by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011
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wedgie paste

That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
I get really bad wedgie paste in the summertime
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.
Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.
My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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