ghetto cake crumbs

rat turds

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

bi-quisitive

Inquisitive as to gender. When you see user names in a chat room or other forum but you can't tell if they are male or female.

I was hitting on another dude in the chatroom.I presumed it was a girl from the user name.I guesff in the future I'll be more bi-quisitive.

by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011

chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

by wolfbait51 October 04, 2011

ghost growl

When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.

Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.

Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.

I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!

by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011