wiseman's definitions

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

Perak

A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.

I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Tronic

A descriptive term used by youth to describe electronic music almost like edm or similar styles that are approved by hip hop or rap listeners. Some might describe DJ Snake and Lil Jon's iconic Turn Down for What as Tronic. Tronic is a derived from Electronic primarily, but some as myself see it from the words Tonic, Chronic, or Phonic. Tonic as in the drink which is sometimes associated with alcohol as in the drink Gin & Tonic (which Neil Bulson has a perfect description of those who drink those most being hipsterish people) these are the type of people who listen to this type of music regularly. Note: I have no problems with hipsterish people that's just what I've found. Chronic being good weed or something positive so people are calling the thing good. And finally Phonic or basic meaning not really deep or inspiring just hype music that tends to make good cash but not really be remembered as a classic.

This Tronic shit is in feel me?

I Love this Tronic music it goes.
He Mega Tronic lover.

by wiseman September 8, 2015

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

the good part

What a guy fast forwards to when he is watching porn and is about ready to blow his wad.

Oh man, get to the good part now! I'm ready to cum!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006