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bullet time

A 'super slo mo' effect, used best in the Matrix films, bullets can be seen travelling through the air, the filming itself is done by filming at 150fps.
'I've seen people empty entire clips at an agent and hit nothing but thin air'

Morpheus
by Wise Man November 13, 2003
mugGet the bullet timemug.

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'
Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers
by Wise Man November 13, 2003
mugGet the Pumpy Trousersmug.

accounts department

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
mugGet the accounts departmentmug.

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
by Wise Man November 19, 2003
mugGet the Key Hole Surgerymug.

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.
I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
mugGet the hatch a monster loafmug.

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
mugGet the monsteredmug.

bully

A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D
Bully me all you like loser, you're the one who will walk like John Wayne the rest of your life :D
by Wise Man July 17, 2003
mugGet the bullymug.

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