wise man's definitions

pob

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

by Wise Man October 6, 2003

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

brandine

A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.

Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!

by Wise Man July 21, 2003

winging it

To go quickly either by vehicle or on foot.

Christ! That car was winging it

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003