wise man's definitions

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

waster

An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader

That applicant was a f**king waster!!!

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

stack

to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage

Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003