willis's definitions

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004

Aight buttie?

Welsh greeting meaning ''alright mate?''

''Aight buttie?'' beamed Dafydd, as his muscular arms smothered the sheep in a warm embrace...

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

cathead

An annoying lamebrain.

"What a CATHEAD!"

by Willis August 7, 2003

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004