william the wallace's definitions

Kilmacolm

A Town in Scotland that no one ever admits to coming from!

Kilmacolm man: I'm from Glasgow! Honest!

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Swing Out Sister

Chantese jazz? WTF? Ignore the other def .Swing out sister were nothing more than an 80's one hit wonder''breakout'' with a good lookin female lead and two really ugly guys on back up. Thats IT.

Swing Out Sister have now got two definitions here ,more than they deserve.

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Scotland

Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.

Scotland is the country on top

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Jeff Lynne

The only white dude who looks cool with an Afro and shades oh and lots of facial hair Electric Light Orchestra frontman, good songwriter/producer/multi instrumentalist.

Jeff Lynne is a talented guy

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

cornwall

The Lost Celtic Country,It is not an EnglishCountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. It is the DUCHY of Cornwall.Closely related to their cousins the Welsh{Cymru}and the Bretons in Brittany western Franceand second cousins to the Irish Eire,the Manx and of course the Scottish Alba Those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually Anglo saxons, that Foreign Germanic race who do not belong on these islands(Ever notice that ALL the Celtic Lands are Outstandingly Beautiful Whilst England is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! I am not Cornish but i am a Celt

ps, This before some smart arse(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about The Lake District being a gorgeous part of England .Well Sorry to kick you in the Germanic Bollocks once again BUT you see Cumbria is also Celtic so piss off back to the Low Countries.

Cornwall is Great. Fantastic People and Great Pasties oh and marvelous Beaches ,Good Weather

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

black adder

Grammatically Incorrect Spelling of Blackadder ,A Fantastic British Sitcom Spanning the ages Starring Rowan Atkinson

Alfie: Hey black adder is on!
Me: Don't you Mean Blackadder? Fool!

by william the wallace May 2, 2006

heid

Scots = Head
is also incorrectly spelled heed. swede,noggin,napper,are other examples.

a Glesga kiss is when someone sticks the heid on ye!

by william the wallace March 17, 2006