william the wallace's definitions
by william the wallace March 17, 2006
Get the heidmug. The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
Get the Robert The Brucemug. Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'
by william the wallace April 18, 2006
Get the Erniemug. Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
Get the posh spicemug. Scottish Stadium Rockers, Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland. In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about. They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins (Undeservedly). Still around! And actually making better music now than they have in years. Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree
by william the wallace March 13, 2006
Get the Simple Mindsmug. by william the wallace April 10, 2006
Get the shitemug. by william the wallace March 16, 2006
Get the Kilmacolmmug.