Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise
by william the wallace March 11, 2006
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Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!
Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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Oasis

Nothing new here, caught the interest of Pubescent boys back in the mid 90's with Recycled Beatles riffs and melodies,and riding on the backs of giants they became very sucessful for a little while.Recent Songs are instantly forgetable,should soon be touring on the Butlins Holiday camp tour.Oh and Doesn't Liam look like Parker From Thunderbirds!
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
by william the wallace March 14, 2006
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Bard

Celtic Word pertaining to individuals who are masters in the arts, music, story telling etc, as indeed the Celts were. Rabbie Burns Is a good Example of a Bard. Shakespeare on the other hand is not, as he is an English Twat who wrote boring and historically innacurate Plays
The Bard Is Celtic
skakespeare is not!
Google search Bard and see whats on top!
by william the wallace March 05, 2006
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black adder

Grammatically Incorrect Spelling of Blackadder ,A Fantastic British Sitcom Spanning the ages Starring Rowan Atkinson
Alfie: Hey black adder is on!
Me: Don't you Mean Blackadder? Fool!
by william the wallace April 21, 2006
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Simple Minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers, Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland. In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about. They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins (Undeservedly). Still around! And actually making better music now than they have in years. Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About me''
by william the wallace March 12, 2006
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Whisky

Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
whisky is great! beware of imitations! no added ''E''colours
by william the wallace March 16, 2006
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