william the wallace's definitions

heid

Scots = Head
is also incorrectly spelled heed. swede,noggin,napper,are other examples.

a Glesga kiss is when someone sticks the heid on ye!

by william the wallace March 17, 2006

shite

a much more effective way to say shit

YOURE talking SHITE!

by william the wallace April 10, 2006

Simple Minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers, Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland. In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about. They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins (Undeservedly). Still around! And actually making better music now than they have in years. Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About me''

by william the wallace March 13, 2006

Ernie

nickname for a milkman
''The Fastest Milkman in the West'', a uk no1 for Benny Hill in 1970.

Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

posh spice

Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.

''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

Scotland

Scotland
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.

Scotland is the country on top

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

by william the wallace March 11, 2006