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Ernie

nickname for a milkman
''The Fastest Milkman in the West'', a uk no1 for Benny Hill in 1970.
Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'
by william the wallace April 18, 2006
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black adder

Grammatically Incorrect Spelling of Blackadder ,A Fantastic British Sitcom Spanning the ages Starring Rowan Atkinson
Alfie: Hey black adder is on!
Me: Don't you Mean Blackadder? Fool!
by william the wallace May 2, 2006
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posh spice

Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
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Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise
by william the wallace March 11, 2006
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Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.
Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port
by william the wallace March 16, 2006
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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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heid

Scots = Head
is also incorrectly spelled heed. swede,noggin,napper,are other examples.
a Glesga kiss is when someone sticks the heid on ye!
by william the wallace March 17, 2006
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