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When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.
The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death
by will bitten January 05, 2017

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When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
by will bitten January 23, 2017

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Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.
When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!
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by will bitten January 23, 2017

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It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.
Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.
by will bitten January 24, 2017

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The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.
Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.
by will bitten January 25, 2017

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A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.
Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!
by will bitten January 25, 2017

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Yes it is the character from the TV show the Brady Bunch but in this case it's a term describing a guy who makes a "Meat Delivery " for a Booty Call.
"Is that Darnell I saw go in Lashonda's crib. What he doin' there. She by herself so she needed Sam the Butcher.
by will bitten January 25, 2017

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