will bitten's definitions

Mash the Drain

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.

"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."

by will bitten October 6, 2016

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Si

Having a sign language rap battle.

Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten May 29, 2018

Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Rim Wrangler

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.

"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"

by will bitten October 10, 2016