Definitions by whimzzical

Sir Osis of Liver

A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.

I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?

Sir Osis of Liver by whimzzical May 28, 2010

Camel Tow 

An awesome and creative name for a towing company.

Jake was cruising around town last night in his
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.

Camel Tow by whimzzical May 28, 2010

lickathon 

A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.

After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...

lickathon by whimzzical August 19, 2008

toe show

A display of camel toe which results from wearing skimpy swimwear (bikinis, g-strings, etc.)

Zach and I decided to check out this beach in Belize, where some fine young babes treated us to an awesome toe show.

toe show by whimzzical August 12, 2008

pooch hooch 

A non-alcoholic "beer" for man's best friend.

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!

pooch hooch by whimzzical August 8, 2008

jagoffery 

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

jagoffery by whimzzical August 4, 2008

Bollywoody 

An erection resulting from watching sexy Bollywood actresses.

Dude 1: Whoa! Priyanka Chopra can sure give me a Bollywoody!

Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!

Bollywoody by whimzzical August 1, 2008