whimzzical's definitions

bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.

Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!

by whimzzical July 13, 2010

megarita

An oversized kick-ass margarita made with top-shelf tequila.

When Andy and Emily went to Juan's Little Oaxaca Saturday night, the bartender recommended Juan's signature megarita, made with Patron Reposado tequila.

by whimzzical June 27, 2010

hell in a bucket

1. Describes a condition in which someone is headed for a disastrous or precarious situation that is inevitable or unavoidable. Typically preceded by "going to," as in"going to hell in a bucket."

2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.

1. Shawn had been getting trashed on purple kush and beer before noon during the past three months. He knew that he was going to hell in a bucket.

2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.

by whimzzical June 11, 2010

liverly challenged

What one becomes after drinking an excessive amount
of alcohol over a long period of time.

Uncle Vern had become liverly challenged after slamming two bottles of vodka every day for over twelve years.

by whimzzical June 6, 2010

Twitter tantrum

A Twitter tantrum occurs when a Twitter user is at odds with one or more of his/her fellow Twitterers. This is typically characterized by a confrontational exchange of "tweets" during which threats are made to unfollow (block), etc.

This is not atypical behavior considering the often self-absorbed and self-serving personality traits of the participants and their insatiable need for attention and validation.

Being the self-absorbed prima donna she always has been, Chloe threw a full-on Twitter tantrum last night and unfollowed several of her most loyal followers just because they dared to challenge her on some her extremist political views.

by whimzzical June 2, 2010

jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

by whimzzical August 4, 2008

Camel Tow

An awesome and creative name for a towing company.

Jake was cruising around town last night in his
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.

by whimzzical May 28, 2010