Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side
This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator
This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator
Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights
Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?
Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?
by weird eye the science guy February 18, 2024
by weird eye the science guy July 12, 2018
The sensation of your consciousness being ripped from the void, and put in a flesh prison to suffer, finding your love or just suffering more without them, eventually seeing them leave or die, back to suffering, live meagerly with the system of capitalism, contemplate communism happening, then realizing it will still be suffering, eventually retire and live happily, still desiring a end.
Finally start dying, just to be saved, then tell them you wanted to die, them putting you into a asylum, suffering more and more and eventually have the sweet release of death, and go into the void.
Just to be ripped from the void, and put in a flesh prison.
Finally start dying, just to be saved, then tell them you wanted to die, them putting you into a asylum, suffering more and more and eventually have the sweet release of death, and go into the void.
Just to be ripped from the void, and put in a flesh prison.
by weird eye the science guy July 16, 2018
The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.
WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.
The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.
WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.
The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.
by weird eye the science guy March 04, 2019
Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.
by weird eye the science guy March 04, 2019
When you see a tumblr feminist crying their whale ass off, a kid laughing at nothing, or person who has no mental ailness doing some stupid shit.
tumblr feminist: Ok, so I'm mad at you racist sexist homophobic sexist whalist sizeist male heterophobes islamphobic fucks insulting me, I identify as a Yak-9P Fighter jet equipped with nonswept wings and 20mm cannons, with the pilot being Misha Yatobo blah blah blah blah hentai anime blah blah blah are you still listening blah blah males should die
Todd: She's a fucking retard.
Adam: Agreed.
Sam: Retards think alike.... *oncoming swarm of feminists*
Todd: She's a fucking retard.
Adam: Agreed.
Sam: Retards think alike.... *oncoming swarm of feminists*
by weird eye the science guy November 14, 2018
A funny greeting, used with your best friends or just a new person.
*note: make sure the new person has a sense of humor*
*note: make sure the new person has a sense of humor*
by weird eye the science guy July 12, 2018